I first met Dana DeArmond at a house party thrown by regular Blue Blood contributors Kelly Lind and Alex LaMarsh. It was in downtown Los Angeles, a hop, skip, and a jump from the Bowery, but Kelly had hired a doorman he was compensating with a bottle of, I think, tequila, which I thought was just crazy cool. His doorman had excellent manners and watched out for my car too. Kelly and Alex are delightful hosts.

Even though Dana was in a room full of people, she still had her Blackberry or similar device in her hand and was messaging people on MySpace where she is a superstar. I don't know how many people she had on her list then, but the body count is over one hundred thousand now. Dana claims to most enjoy bipolar boys with drinking problems, but she is open to the ladies as well. I have no idea how accurate that is.

Dana DeArmond is exciting and impulsive. She will get married in Las Vegas at random and explain it as something she did in a manic mood. In addition to Kelly and Alex and yours truly, Dana has done modeling work for Supercult, Burning Angel, Big Butt, Ass Parade, Fucking Machines, Whipped Ass, VCA, Hogtied, Water Bondage, Sex and Submission, Men in Pain, and more.

Dana DeArmond is drug free to the point where it says so on her clothing and she is basically straight edge, so marathon sex is her only vice. Somehow I don't think that is going to bum anyone out. One of her personal mantras is, "quit your job and jerk off."

--Amelia G, Los Angeles, December 2005